Domino's Pizza owner Tom Monaghan, who is also a so-called "philanthropist" and a right-wing millionaire, is trying to build his own town in Florida which will strictly following "Catholic principles" -- with no place to get an abortion, pornography or birth control.
When was the last time someone did something like this? There was Jim Jones' Jonestown which ended with everybody drinking the very cool Kool-Aid (actually it was a cheaper brand, that's how cheap cults are).Even earlier, there was the Nueva Germania founded by Elizabeth Nietszche and her "Aryan" hubby. Well, that dude ended up killing himself because of the debts and Elizabeth went back to Germany. That piece of shitland became one of the poorest places in South America and a haven for inbreeding.
Good luck, Mr.Monaghan. Wait, you don't need luck. As you have said, you have "God's will" already. More importantly, he has Jeb Bush's blessing too. On second thought, he actually needs no abortion clinics, nor does he need to sell birth control. Why would he? If he got a bunch of retired old people (sorry, I know I should say seniors) in his town, why the fuck would they need that shit? He only needs to have viagra and cialis as pizza toppings.
How will this story end? I am sure that all the old fucks (I mean, respectfully, seniors) will die of heart attack after eating his high-cholesterol pizzas everyday (did I say that would be the only food source in town?). Straight to heaven, biatch.
Next time when you call Domino's, ask them if they have plan B for topping.
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